Welcome to Van Drunkenmiller's The Swagflation Shop

 (We think. Unless the FBI gets involved again.)

We tried to launch the merch. Really, we did. But apparently, a crate of Drunkonomics hoodies flagged an “anomalous supply chain risk” at customs.

Now they’re stuck in a bonded warehouse in Jersey, sandwiched between a mislabeled bourbon shipment and what the FBI claims is “an aggressive attempt to evade textile tariffs.”

Homeland Security thinks we’re smuggling satire. Border Patrol is confused. The Fed won’t comment.

So yeah—Swagflation is coming, but right now it’s being debriefed by a guy in mirrored sunglasses with a clipboard.

Thanks for your patience.
And if anyone knows a guy at the port… call me.

#Swagflation #Drunkonomics