The Philosophy of Drunkonomics
1. Emotion is a leading indicator.
If I’m sweating, the market’s probably peaking.
2. Valuations are vibes.
Sometimes they make sense. Sometimes they’re NFTs.
3. Risk is the cover charge of alpha.
Pay up, black out, hope there’s an exit.
4. Liquidity is life. Until it isn’t.
Then it’s margin calls and regret.
5. Leverage is a tool. Like me.
Used right, it’s power. Used wrong, it’s content.
6. Diversify just enough to lie to yourself.
“I’m not all in—I’m concentrated."
7. The Fed is your bartender.
Cut rates, pour shots, pretend you’re in control.
8. Technical analysis is just chart-based astrology.
But if Mercury’s in retrograde and RSI’s oversold, I’m buying.
9. Drunkonomics is about timing…
…bad decisions perfectly.
10. Never let data get in the way of a good story.
Especially if that story includes a comeback arc.