Market Hangover Index™
A sentiment spectrum for when the market's drunk, manic, or curled up in a fetal position.
Because the only thing riskier than the market is mixing gin and leverage.
Margin Call Martini
0–20
Fear. Risk off. Full hangover. Max fear. Everything hurts.
Pre-Market Jitters
21–40
Anxious, cautious. Flat trades & flat soda.
Buzzed But Hedged
41–60
Neutral. Charts say meh. Portfolio says maybe.
Champagne FOMO
61 - 80
Risk on. Retail yolo-ing calls. Narratives flowin'.
Bottle Service Euphoria
81 - 100
Peak delusion. Valuations insane. Bartenders bullish.
Hangovers don’t start at the top—they start the morning after. We measure both
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